Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I miss Infy!


Thought I'll never say this..but even after a year of quitting the company.. I miss Infy! So this post is dedicated to my swthrts there :) While leaving, I had written this weirdass poem (if it qualifies for a poem, that is!). Putting it up here, because that just about summarizes everyone I knew and how I knew them..

The Farewell Poem

My last day in Infy

And all I can say is - Hum ja rahe hai J

Yaad aayega Aetinfo and all the fun we had,

The DumbC, the pictionary, the umpteen coffee breaks..

Jinme karte the hum time barbaad


Yaad aayega Gujju ka overusage of the word 'fuck',

Inke pockets se paise nikaalna, bhaisaab! …hai sheer luck!

Eklauta infy ka banda, jiska income tax kat ta hai zero,

Sala humko bhi bata deta kuch trade secret, hero!

Yaad aayega Thousand oaks ka wo Long Island Ice Tea,

Jiska 10 ml kar deta hai gujju ko bilkul high and happy!

Kar lena ek sushil gujju ladki se shaadi agle saal,

Ummed hai koi daarubaaz charsi mile..

phir hum poochenge tumhare haal! :D


Yaad aayega Ladha ka sachha pyaar,

Arre nahi bhai..gullu nahi..hum apni baat kar rahe the yaar!

Don't ever quit Infy meri jaan,

Mar jayenge yahan ke ladke aur ladkiyan…

palat palat ke dekhenge kise ye subah shaam!

I have quit drinking..I have quit non-veg,

Ye kehte kehte sabse pehle large vodka order karti hai ye angrez!

Accent inki bhaari hai, Aur Hindi bilkul Bihari hai,

But, all in all, ye bestest dost hamari hai J


Yaad aayega Sir (Mayank) ke paintre hazaar,

Sala pata bhi nahi chalta tha, aur daant ke nikal leta tha baar baar!

Sawaal poochna was a one way road to the inquisitorial squad..

Firing range pe khada kar ke, kar deta tha barbaad!

Phatichar Jokes ki MB karta hai ye,

Reetu, tum kuch samjhaati kyu nahi ho ise!!

Ab soch liya hai ki karenge aapko hi emulate,

Sabki itni lenge, ho jayenge sab frustrate :D

Bahut kuch sikhaane ke liye thank you Sir,

No formalities, kuch emotions genuine hai yahan par J


Yaad aayega Gurmeet ka bachpan,

Oh! What the hell! He is still ten plus one!

Ladkiyon se 'only friendship' ki aas lagaye baithe hai,

Ab to KG ke bachhe bhi inse aage nikal gaye hai!

Sutta sun ke kaan band karta hai ye 'cool dude',

Phir, dekhta hai back to back American Pie, to prove his manlihood! :P

'Ok' iska favourite word hai,

Aur itna khaata hai, isiliye is desh mein anaaj kam hai!

Aur kaafi kuch bol sakte hai hum,

But I believe he will get genuinely bummed :D

Good luck with the 'Harsimrats' of Chandigarh,

Hamein bhi time to time yaad karte rehna par..


Yaad aayega Pallav ka baar baar bolna 'sahi hai',

Even then, jab inka dhyaan hamari baton mein nahi hai J

Perpetually ladkiyon ki khayalon mein doobe rehte the,

Saamne ek khidki mili thi, usi ke lutf lete rehte the!

Phir aaya inki zindagi mein sachha pyaar,

Aur ye aur gurmeet ban gaye kaafi (stress kiya jaaye is shabd pe) gehre yaar! :D

Doodh ke dhule hue hai, atleast that's what he claims

Pub mein jakar sutta aur daaru! Shame shame! J

Tumhare liye bas itna hi saxena,

Delhi aa kar mile nahi to khoob pitoge, dekh lena!


Yaad aayega NCR,

Kyuki Pulkit ke pass, yahan ke kisse the dus hazaar!

Delhi posting, Java development project, biwi se shaadi..

We all wonder..kab aayegi inki zingai mein khush haali!

Ab to SCJP likh do bhai,

Hum sab sure hai tum score karoge pretty high! [:D]

Jaate jaate hamara pyaar bhara advice,

Kam crib karo saale, it's a very big vice!


Yaad aayega Sid's initial silence,

Ghanto gayab rehte the janaab,

Sab sochte the..Kaam karte kab the aap?! J

Hamare saamne, a man of few words he is,

Phir Gurmeet ko gyaan kya dete rehte ho..hamein bhi batao please ;)

Good luck for onsite dude…

I hope, jald se jald, you travel that route!


Yaad aayega Mr. Workaholic Sreenivas Rao Chennamsetty

Inka sabse bada darr, office se jaldi chutti na ho jaaye kahi! J

Measures ka to post mortem kar diya hai isne,

Jis din chutti pe hota, Meera/Manali ka dil lagta hai baithne :D

Sabka chaheta hai hamara Sreeni,

Kaam karna aur khaana hai inki destiny!

Shakl to hai bilkul sharifo wala,

Par ye bhi karta hai kaafi ghotala!

Kehta hai ‘what is the need for girlfriend! I need my space!’

I hope kabhi to ye karega zindagi ki realities ko face J


Its been a year in IIFT and its a whole lot of fun...but still, I keep looking back..and when i do look back, these people give me a hundred reasons to smile! :)

4 comments:

pulkit said...

Hey I should be the first one to comment on this...
Miss everything ...

pallav said...

hmmm ... i too miss those days .. aetinfo days :):)
ab company boring types ho gayee hai ....

Tamanna said...

it's funny that i could relate every one of my college friends with each stanza of ur poem.. its the best poetry i have ever read.. trust me girl :) i love it!

Sur said...

@Tamanna - Thanks! :)